You've stumbled across Greater Goods!

Around these parts, we collect and redistribute merchandise that has either been well used by a previous owner, or fallen somewhat into obscurity, due to either age or rarity. We polish them up and make them available to you for some of the best prices you'll find. And despite our dark demeanor, I can assure you everything we do is on the up and up, so no need to fret, friend. You can enjoy a guilt free shopping experience while you're here. This is all about getting quality commodities to those in need. 

For the Greater Good!